So it's true after all, human flesh cooked does indeed smell like pork. Who's got apple sauce?

If you get a couple of guys in long brown robes. Don't throw them in boiling water. They're friars. Get it hahaha nevermind

*** note to self: never agree to dinner with this poster. ***

WHO eats meat with apple sauce, sir??! WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU COMBINE THE TWO?!

go to sleep

Depends on which cut your cooking

Weirdo alert