How would you dispose of a body?

I know a dude with pigs.

Am I staying at his beach house for the weekend?

Dump in the Atlantic Ocean. It will never be found there.

Just need a big boat and a lots of sailing experience. Oh, and a life jacket and 2 months worth of food.

Tie a cinderblock to it and dump it in the ocean.

Marry them
They’ll disappear in no time

Call in the "cleaning crew"

into the volcano to satisfy Pele

I think I'd try putting them in a bathtub full of bleach and like, whatever that stuff is called that people use to clean their drains. I don't really know what the results would be to that tho, would just do it and hope for the best.

Guys, you're going about this all wrong...


You put the corpse on a rocking chair in your house and put a mustache on it.

Probably buried deep in a forest, or dumped overboard in the ocean, depending on which is closer.

[c=#359E00]chop it and make spam from it[/c]

I use a dumpster.

Eat it.

The usual way.

Telling would ruin the plan. Duh!

When I had to, I just let the vet take care of it or I called the town