When is the Jeffrey Epstein funeral? Where? Who is going?

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Would you go?

Will anyone on “the list” attend?

Will the body actually be Epatein’s?

Who gives the eulogy?

Where will it take place?

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curiosi · 61-69, F

He's not dead. The autopsy report is stating "Inconclusive". That is code for I have no way to spin this so stop asking me. There wont be a mock funeral as his associates don't wish to display themselves.

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SteelHands · 61-69, M

@jackjjackson I wouldn't even if I had a dog but I'd let her make me a sammich.

These wunts know not Jack. They don't know there's a thousand ways to make someone wish they were Horacio Contumely.

That video of him hanging himself they say don't exist. I mean. How dumb you think this brother is.

Yeah right lolita would probably sell it to the Enquirer. Morton's. Total Morton's.

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jackjjackson · 61-69, M

Do you watch or video and watch?

@RippinKlouds

eli1601 · 70-79, M

I assume the Clintons will be there to make sure they got their money's worth

Not that they don't trust their chain of command.

SteelHands · 61-69, M

Gotta ask yourself. How does he make a deal for permission to be off suicide watch? Why would they let him take the easy way out? This is too far above my depth but I do wonder.

Gotta be asked. Is someone rolling up their dirty cuffs and is sweeping up under a carpet the best of all options?

Fuk u know there's not gonna be any public services.

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

Of course it’s tongue in cheek. I haven’t read that he has / had even any remote records. If dead, he’ll end up in an oven as soon as released from audit oops I mean autopsies if it’s really him. @SteelHands

SteelHands · 61-69, M

@jackjjackson It's a huge checkmate none of us get to see.

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

I’m not sure who got checkmated by what. @SteelHands

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

He’s not dead

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

I believe that’s possible. What makes you say that? @MrBrownstone

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

@jackjjackson Pictures of Jeffery and the body supposed to be Jeffery

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

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@MrBrownstone

SteelHands · 61-69, M

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JohnOinger · 41-45, M

Not Me Who Would Want To Go To Scum's Funeral ?

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