What’s a holiday that doesn’t exist that you’d like to create?

Customer is always wrong day.

A day when retail staff can be as rude as they want - or hell. Anyone who works for a living can just act like a normal person and tell their boss or a rude customer to fuck off.

Peaceful · F

@CountScrofula BA! 🤣

SW-User

National call in sick to work day

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CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SW-User My band has already done "Stay the Fuck Away From Me" so I need to contribute my own relatable song. Thank you for the inspiration. :D I will report back when I have something in like a couple months lol

SW-User

Nice glad I could lend some inspiration :)

bijouxbroussard · F

@CountScrofula “Malingerer’s Lament” ! I [b]love[/b] it. 😂

DabbedOnTheHater · 26-30, M

International Internationalism Day of Nationalism

ImKelsey · 26-30, F

Moon Day: to celebrate man on the moon.

wetncthru · F

National Hangover Day.

MasterLee · 56-60, M

Nude female day

SW-User

National no rules and laws day. I would use it as an opportunity to tie up some loose ends and settle some debts.

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SW-User

@wetncthru Pretty much.

DabbedOnTheHater · 26-30, M

@SW-User I wonder how people would tie up loose ends before you could.

SW-User

@DabbedOnTheHater I doubt anyone would come after me. All of my enemies are giant vaginas that hide behind the rule of law. They know I would murder them if I thought I could get away with it.

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

International phone up and screw the consequences day.

One day in the year where you could stop 'wondering' how people are and could just call them and find out.

HannahSky · F

Wrong question. Which ones do you want to eliminate? Is the question.

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