take a picture of what you're doing RIGHT now

The world does conspire to help us toward our goals.

I was on my patio reading the alchemist in that picture, right now I'm on the patio with "The Rich and The Rest of Us" in my lap

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I don’t get jealous often, but I’ve been craving good, fresh seafood lately and am sufficiently jealous. @Pinkstarburst

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Bases loaded....no outs. The Mets helped earlier by whacking the Twins, so a win tonight would shrink the Twins lead to 4. @blackychanx

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@SW-User If you're doing what most of the pervs on here think you're doing then that would explain the slow ass replies, grandma *launches a spitball at you*