Did you know... Jesus was only 4ft 11"...???

He may be short, but he was the best busboy the Mexican restaurant ever had! I heard he's in a detention center now.

He was considerably taller than that according to measurements taken from the Shroud of Turin, and would have been about 5’11” tall (well above the average male height of about 5’5” in that region at that time).

Ugh I hate short people. It’s too bad, he seemed like a nice guy.

I read that he was an ugly, short little man

How tall are you?

He was 5'6 inch tall dude

How do you know this?

Chaneque.