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Your username is now your superhero alias. What are your powers?

I throw tiny violins at people. Like Gambit, except I'm not even remotely cool
I tuck people in and sing lullabies, then I jump on a horse and whack a ball around the field with a stick.

I’m not a very useful superpower.
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@Mamapolo2016 Nonsense! If we're ever fighting against a superpowered toddler, you'll be our primary option to defeat them
@TinyViolins They can be formidable.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 but it's a very entertaining super power!😃
Why is this nightmare fuel being put in my tank? Just Why? @Maskeytheeagle
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@Maskeytheeagle You'll baffle the fuck out of our enemies. Congrats, soldier. You'll be front and center in our next epic battle
Thank you@TinyViolins
SW-User
Arrr im worse than ant man im nattee man 👎️ i can give you the tiniest bite that will make you itch for 5 minutes as fly slowly away 🤷‍♂️
TheFragile · 46-50, M
I fucking selfdestruct.
What is your self destruct code? @TheFragile
TheFragile · 46-50, M
@DukeOfEarle it's top secret.
Code 1, 1A, 2, 2B initiate destruct. @TheFragile
SW-User
The pic and the man in the pic.. so annoying
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@SW-User Let's just pretend your power is stealth. The bad guys can never track you down. You'll be perfect at infiltration and extraction missions
SW-User
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@SW-User I don't follow
ShaythePanTransMan · 22-25, T
I don’t have any powers I’m just a pan trans guy
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@ShaythePanTransMan The power to confuse straight people. Could come in useful one of these days
ShaythePanTransMan · 22-25, T
@TinyViolins ahaha that’s true
Quizzical · 46-50, M
Answering questions with questions...
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@Quizzical Just sounds like a bootleg Riddler. You're on the B team
Quizzical · 46-50, M
To trade Gold and Oil ETFs with pure profits with every trade.
I make men’s underwear contract until they surrender
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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
I think it's pretty obvious
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@dumpstermeow The power to command stray cats. You'll lead our feral army to victory
SW-User
I draw shit and everyone ignores it 😩
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@SW-User You'll be the cannon fodder. Every superhero team needs a sacrifice
thatscottishguy · 26-30, M
Being Scottish I guess
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
@thatscottishguy You're immune from being reasoned with. That makes you an effective weapon. Welcome to the team!
.... drunken master kung fu
Nanoose · 61-69, M
Well you could become cool if you had a catch phase - like when you throw tiny violins you could say something like - time to face the music. Cheers and happy weekend!
SW-User
🤷🏽‍♀️
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
I always cum first, I WIN I WIN!!!

 
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