how do you react when someone calls your dick small?

That's not what your mom said 😉

the correct term is *clitoris

i nod and say, "you're right."

I’d say, “If I had a dick, it would be bigger than yours”

My clit looks like a small penis😱

You tell them that says a lot more about their size than yours 😉

Tell them they couldn`t say take it out if it was in their mouth.

I think its obvious i have a big dick

it’s not small, it’s not the correct fitting for your loose box 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

It's a grower not a shower, also quit looking at my crotch wtf?

How sensitive of you to ask 😂

It stings bad 😕

I laugh at the straws they are grasping.

cry bc they are right ._.

🥺

:) if you are running for President you make up a comical name for them that will outlive them.

Like 'Liddle Marco',
or 'Flake Jeff',
or 'low energy Jeb'

"Thank you for the compliment, thank you for looking!". Actual size is in the album. You decide if I'm small or extra small.

Usually I say: "he's a six-foot two-inch, 275 pound brick shithouse, and he's only a dick sometimes."

Nod and say you aren’t telling me anything I don’t know

Since I don't date elephants, it hasn't happened yet

I put a bigger strap on, on

I would be flattered tbh

Tbh no one ever has ...

They’re kinda right...

It depends on who says it and what they actually know.