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I just caught my cat lying on the kitchen bench like he does it all the time!

Little shit 馃槨 knows its the one place he's not allowed. I said 'hey you!, get down' he just stared at me blankly! the bloody cheek
maybesomeday26-30, F
Cats do what they want, don't even try to stop 'em. He owns you and your kitchen bench.
@maybesomeday I was in bed, he thought I wouldn't find out, silly child
maybesomeday26-30, F
@MushroomFaerie I think he knew you'd find out and didn't give a shit. 馃槀
@maybesomeday haha, you are probably right
midnightsun26-30, M
Point a gun at it and ask it to "behave"
@midnightsun I threaten to beat him and murder him, eat him alive on the regular
midnightsun26-30, M
@MushroomFaerie then you got a nice cat worthy of playing with your emotions
@midnightsun yeah overall he's a good boy
Staple it鈥檚 ass shut
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I don't believe in negative reinforcement
@MushroomFaerie that鈥檚 why he鈥檚 ass is on the kitchen bench 馃槒
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout nah if I was a mean mother he would be on there more
xixgunM
Sorry, the cat lives there, same as you. There [i]is[/i] no place they are "prohibited" from going.
SW-User
Typical cat. Arrogant.

 
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