Are you laying on the bed, or are you lying on the bed?

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RooiSoosSkarlakenWitSoosSneeu · F

If I am about to drop an egg I am laying on the bed

UnderTheBridge · 46-50, M

@RooiSoosSkarlakenWitSoosSneeu I keep reading about people laying on their bed, and I am thinking along the lines of laying eggs too.

User41 · 36-40, M

I feel like I’m being sexually exploited by answering this

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*whispers*

An a love it

UnderTheBridge · 46-50, M

@User41 that's more like posing. On a rug. With ass on fire.

User41 · 36-40, M

DAMN RIGHT MY ASS IS ON FIRE!

Oleander · 31-35, F

Don't lie to the bed. The bed is the one creature that can find nearly everything out about you.
I had to call the police on my last bed for growing more and more conspiratorial.

UnderTheBridge · 46-50, M

@Oleander phew. I wasn't lying to the bed, I wouldn't do that kind of thing to my sleeping partner.

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UnderTheBridge · 46-50, M

@sspec I'm sorry to have offended you. I'm just joking.

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