Would you trust someone who has the brains of a minkey?

Depends. What's a "minkey?" Eh, who'm I kidding. I don't trust anyone, not even my dog.

I think my trust issues have nothing to do with the size of any brain, whether mine or not.

their coat could be more trustworthy?

Yes. Maybe not a cheeky one tho...

but aren't we all minkeys

Schminky pinky