When I applied to uni, I wrote down that I had experience translating legal documents for disadvantaged minorities.

'Cause, you know, I did. I was translating legal documents for my mother and grandma since I was, like, seven. And I'd be like "Idk what this word means", and she'd be like "What are you going to school for, then?!"

Like, bruh, I was in grade 2 😩