OH MY GOD HE COULD JUMP

Spider in my bathtub. I need a shower. I refuse to share the same bathroom with a spider of any kind, unless he stays completely and utterly hidden. Buddy, catch the other bugs and enjoy a feast, just dont let me see it! Anyway, got some toilet paper and let him crawl on it. On my way to the back door with him he started towards my hand and i was acting like i was being held at gunpoint “woahwoahwoahwoahwoah. Woah. Chill. Just chill, man. You dont want to do this. Chill, just chill!” He seemed to catch the drift because he stopped, and turned to face me. We got outside and i went to place him on a nearby leaf. I wasnt even close to the leaf when he TELEPORTED to the damn leaf! He jumped so quickly he literally vanished from my sight, and then he was there, on the leaf, looking at me. Ever had that sinking feeling? Like a rainbow when up and down your spine as your heart falls into your stomach? Cuz thats all i felt when i realized he was a TELEPORTING SPIDER. I cant tell you what mayhem may have ensued should he had demonstrated his jumping abilities on me.