Does my bum look big in this?

Yeah, but I prefer it that way.

Yes, but big is in!!!! :D

bum is a derogatory term. i prefer homeless or unemployed

When it’s comes to butt I am Sir mixalot

I feel like I have a 50/50 chance of answering this question correctly, and having been married for 20 years, I know that means my odds are more likely 90/10 in favour Of being dead wrong, so...could I get a fifth of shut my mouth? 🤐

Don't know if that's what they all will be looking at once they see you in the rest of the outfit!

No

😮 NO!

Um. What happened to the selfie. 🙂