Would you go on Frodo's quest, or go into hiding?

I'll just stay home thanks.

What good am I? I’m gonna make the orcs laugh to death at the twig making war cries?

I'd just fly on one of the eagles and fly over mount doom and drop the ring in.

Go into hiding. Fuck those guys. That's a suicide mission

That Frodo guy pissed me off. I hate Lord of the Rings. Its a long long rubbish book and the film was just as bad.