If you were given three hours to turn a laser pointer into a weapon, what other stuff would you use for the task?

I'm thinking my toaster and microwave could do the trick, with some Plutonium 239, which I always have in my freezer.

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roarke · 61-69, M

I'd duct tape it to my GLOCK..... shave some of the time off....

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

Anyone have McGuyver's phone # ?

roarke · 61-69, M

heh, that'd be cheating wouldn't it?? hahahahah@Picklebobble2

UckfayOuyayOotay · 46-50, M

I'd attach it to a bable fish along with a Zap-o-matic. That way no matter what language they speak they'll understand what's about to happen 😁

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

midnightsun · 26-30, M

how do you store an unstable element in your freezer?

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@midnightsun I squeeze it between meat loaf and ice cream.

midnightsun · 26-30, M

Did you remove that P239 from your space modulator?

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@Stillwaiting It's just a spare part for my time machine.

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