NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

So let’s recap. If I admit that I am in love – sorry, head over heels in love with Satan and all his little wizards – then you will remove my testicles with a blunt instrument resembling some kind of gardening tool and roast them over a large fire. Whereas if I don’t admit that I’m in love with Satan and all his little wizards, you will hold me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade…AND remove my testicles with a blunt… oh I see.

True, but watch out for the comfy chair!

[image deleted]Let's face it, you can't talk him out of anything

Monty Python memories :-)

Love Monty Python! 😄

What about the inquisitors?