If I were to hand you a cucumber what would you do with it?

Put it a salad 🥗. What else is any good for 🤷‍♂️

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Shove it where the sun doesn't shine

Put it in the 'fridge for use later in a salad -- unless you were looking for a sexual experience, then my options would change.

I would wonder what you had been doing with the cucumber (sniff sniff).

Chop it up and put it in a salad.

Make cucumber salad.

i'd pleasure you with it

Peel it and eat it 😉

Set it down by the cat.

skin it, slice it, put it in a bowl with chopped onions and mix in Hellmans mayo, throw in the fridge, then enjoy the next day!

Make a cucumber salad...

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Slice it and make an awesome mixed salad. A non brainer.

Peel it and put it in my salad I am making for tomorrows dinner

Make pickles or donate it to the trash bin

I'll do one of the things this cool cat recommends:

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Make a salad, or pickle it!

I would wash it and eat it. I'm hungry.

Add it to a salad

Salad ya filthy animal!

I would eat it.

make a salad

Cut it into tiny pieces and sprinkle it into your hair.

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Walk away for starters. It's not healthy to stick around weird strangers that randomly give you phalic looking greens.