Greeting, mere mortals! It is I, Captain Hindsight!
Yes, I am he that was granted the incredible and unique ability to look back upon events with amazing clarity and see just where things started to go wrong. Tonight I have come here seeking your help. For you see, I seek my nemesis, Professor Foresight, who somehow always seems to know my next move. Have you, um, seen him around? 🦹♂️