Application to hire a hitman:

Please answer all questions to the best of your knowledge. All questions must be answered. Incomplete applications will be discarded.

1. Who do you want off'ed?
2. What is your offer to have this person taken care of?
3. What relation is this person(s) to you?
4. Select a method of execution:

Shoot them
Stab them
Lethal injection


Disclaimer: We dont kill kids. Also, this application is intended only as a joke in case anyone is dumb enough to think its real.