Fellow immortals of SW, do you sometimes go to the shops just to trick dumb mortals into thinking you need food?
Ive been alive for a very long time now and its trickier than you think. You have to do more than annually remembering to add a year onto your stated age and then after a few years, moving town and starting again.
Yo see, after a while people will start to suspect [i]subconsciously[/i]. However, Ive found that if you go to the shops and pretend to buy mortal stuff, this helps negate any niggling doubts stupid mortals might have.
Sometimes I find shops with the biggest ques, just so lots of people see me (Im going to live for ever so I can afford the time). And I wait in line to buy things that aren't the slightest bit useful to me such as apples, bread, cereal, lemons, nuts, chocolate, etc, etc.
But I never buy toilet roll. Im not having anyone think I do anything as disgusting as that. No matter what the cost.
Yo see, after a while people will start to suspect [i]subconsciously[/i]. However, Ive found that if you go to the shops and pretend to buy mortal stuff, this helps negate any niggling doubts stupid mortals might have.
Sometimes I find shops with the biggest ques, just so lots of people see me (Im going to live for ever so I can afford the time). And I wait in line to buy things that aren't the slightest bit useful to me such as apples, bread, cereal, lemons, nuts, chocolate, etc, etc.
But I never buy toilet roll. Im not having anyone think I do anything as disgusting as that. No matter what the cost.
