Oh my god I was just taken aback

Well I’m hard at work now but I’m
Not working hard at all! @BalmyNites

@Knucklez lol, pull yourself together man - she's only a woman. Why not write your number on a small piece of paper, fold it & slip in her hand? That's what a guy did to me once, we ended up dating over 2 years 💁🏻

Trust me! Pulling myself is all I would like to do right now! She was so far out of my league. I look like I’ve been shot in the face with the ugly shotgun while I wasn’t up on the ugly tree and then I hit my face on every branch on the way down . I can never ever score a woman like that without some major bank blocking my face@BalmyNites

@Knucklez Likewise, please - you trust me. It really ISN'T to do with looks, it's all about how you are as a person, whether you can make her feel at ease, make her laugh. Believe me, there is nothing more attractive than a confident guy 😊

I will try and keep that note but there are limits to what people could tolerate. I say I look like I’ve been shot in the face with a shotgun, truth is that would probably improve my looks. I’m not just putting myself down either. I’m an actual troll@BalmyNites

@Knucklez Well, you never know if you don't try, a 50% chance is better than none 😊😘

I suppose. I guess being rejected from the likes of her is nothing to be ashamed of. Nope. It would be like asking a god for some head. Probably won’t say yes but no shame in being rejected by that@BalmyNites is a goddess after all

@Knucklez No shame ever, don't ever put yourself down, nor allow anyone else to. You are as good as the next man

Such kind words. I wish I was. Average is the best I can ever hope for in the looks department. I really wish I was as good as the next guy@BalmyNites

@Knucklez Look in that mirror, hold your head high & keep telling yourself every day - be a proud man

You’re asking the impossible. I don’t like to lie, and I can’t really lie to myself. I know you’re trying and I’m sure I’m irritating you. I remember being in daycare, too young for school and preK yet. I would go into the bathroom, look myself in the mirror, and spit on it. I would tell my reflection how much I hated the face looking at me. I would scratch at my skin like I’m trying to remove a scooby doo monster mask. Like all my ugly could just come off. I know it’s not all my fault, my mother favourite past time was doing drugs while pregnant. I know that didn’t help my face. Thank you anyway though. Sorry for being a pain@BalmyNites

@Knucklez You are not being a pain ❤️

That’s nice of you to say. Thank you@BalmyNites