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Miram · 31-35, F
Plot twist~
It's in the TOS, we're all usually drunk and wasted.
It's in the TOS, we're all usually drunk and wasted.
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@Miram I think all the honey bears want to take me up against the kitchen sink just the way I am! My boss was getting awfully generous with the knuckle bumps yesterday! Aren't "knuckle bumps" code for I want you to pleasure me?
Maybe, if I was gay, I might get more action!
Is that what happens to old guys? They are no longer attractive to the other sex, so they go cruising for their own?
Maybe, if I was gay, I might get more action!
Is that what happens to old guys? They are no longer attractive to the other sex, so they go cruising for their own?
I experimented when I was 14. Brian and I swapped hands. He was pretty damn enthusiastic, and now I'm wondering if I maybe shouldn't have married the fecker... O I am blind nos./....
Gangstress · 41-45, F
Maybe stop drinking whisky if that's what makes me go into overdrive or avoid social media
I've had to do it myself
I've had to do it myself
Lostpoet · M
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Were you bad?
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@puck61 I hope you got it all out of your system! 🤗
@SW-User I'm getting rid of the remainder of the bottle right now!😏
SW-User
@puck61 Haha. Puck throw that trash away. It’ll make you mean.
GLITTER · 36-40, F
It’s ok. We all go drama llama sometimes, as long as you’re ok 🤗
4meAndyou · F
I thought you had gone on the wagon? Sorry you fell off.
faith2hope4love · 56-60, F
You are forgiven!!🤗💕
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Hope you feel better now.
SW-User
It happens.
Nimbus · M
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@MarmeeMarch No. I have never had any doubts as to what I spent on booze! 😁
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@MarmeeMarch Okay forgiven! Are we best palsy walsies now? No problem. If you are sincere, it;s forgotten. It's not like I don't say really dumb shit pretty often. Sometimes I drink whiskey and get stupid. Sometimes, I don't even need whiskey to be stupid.
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