Is it possible to sexually harass yourself?

Sometimes my hand starts reaching for my ass at night & i have to be like "NO! RESPECT ME!"

My lotion would testify against me for sure

Yes I’d sue own ass every time I smacked or touched myself 😏😏🥳🥳

get sued? yep and earn the same amount

My penis has a restraining order against me

Yes I am always grabbing my ass without asking

Fucking roaming fingers... THAT’S WHAT!!!

What begged the question?

i'm sueing my Ass ! , lol