Are you a sad litle king of your pathetic sandhill?

Queen

I don't have a sandhill
I guess you could call my home my castle
everyone knows ,,My house ,My rules

they turned me into a hobo since they have hung an eviction notice on my hill!

And when I’m gone you can have my empire of dirt

.... yes. wait. I'm not sa.... oh. nevermind.

More like a snow bank and yes!

Mayhaps.

Are you?

How're you doing tonight, Jetpack?