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GlitterBug · 22-25, F
You stick around for a minimum of 18 years supporting both female and spawn, hating your job and regretting your choices. If you’re lucky you’ll raise up a decent progeny that will be your retirement when you’re old and broken.
If you go this route you may end up with multiple bairns that’ll make you want to tear out your hair and rethink the definition of child abuse. Though you might find they’re the best part of your life even with the stress.
Or you can bail and for a minimum of 18 years that female steals the majority of your income to support the offspring. Child support is what they call it but really it’s a scam to drain everything you have including your very soul.
If you go this route you may end up with multiple bairns that’ll make you want to tear out your hair and rethink the definition of child abuse. Though you might find they’re the best part of your life even with the stress.
Or you can bail and for a minimum of 18 years that female steals the majority of your income to support the offspring. Child support is what they call it but really it’s a scam to drain everything you have including your very soul.
Quizzical · 46-50, M
You pay out for the rest of your life
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Congratulations you are a father.
pentacorn · F
the decline of civilization? 😉
KaiserSolze · 46-50, F
Life
Eternity · 26-30, M
@KaiserSolze like the shitty board game, or the Eddie Murphy movie?
KaiserSolze · 46-50, F
@Eternity worse
MorbidCynic · F
Then you leave
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
You pay for everything and are forgotten about.