What is your best excuse for not going to work?

My friends and I had a lock-in, and only one of us had to go to work the next day. It got to 5am and she was still drinking so another friend phoned her employer and left the message that "Katy won't be in today because she's been captured by natives and they've put her in the pot".

Video games

I don’t work but for not going to college is ‘I gotta study for a test or I’ll fail’ but that is usually true but very effective 😌

I'm retired!