whenever I go out, men always ask me what my ideal man is..

homer brings home the bacon and is harmless.
word is he's hung, too

homer got that dad bod ❤️

Nothing wrong with that.

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What if the guy who's asking kinda looks like Homer? Do you have a backup response?

well if that's what you think,you are intitled to it,

I might be your dream man, I’m a fat miserable slob

Doh!