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Get a big zoo-like cage and domesticate some eagles in there. Glue eagle feathers all over your body and go hang around with them and pretend like you're one of them. That could be your weekend hobby.

I'd get a tattoo of you and then go to a truck rally

Turn you to stone by covering you in cement, then I'd create a statue of an Eagle 🦅 with my amazing statue building skillz

I'd put a little hood over your eyes and tether you to my leather glove.

You have to do that yourself, I can only guide you my son.

You wouldn’t want to you’d have to hunt and eat meat raw

Throw you off a cliff and hope for the best

I’d teach you how to fly high.

Reincarnation

Magic