Isn’t it kind of creepy when someone sends you

Followed by a cucumber?

Actually I was once given carrots to give to my horse. Now that was creepy. My horse doesn't give a damn about fake gifts.

Better than a fucking q tip

I have more issues with the individually wrapped candies.

Back in the day, they used to drill it into us kids, not to take candy from strangers and there was a [b][i]"killer in a white van full of candy"[/i][/b] urban legend to go with it...

Every time I get a virtual candy from someone I don't know, I think of the killer in the white van LOL

Lol no one has but I've gotten a lot of potatoes. To be fair I love potatoes so that's a thoughtful gift for me.

who would do that?

The corn is flattering if you’re from Indiana

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