Give me a quick witty comment I can use to attract every female

"I'm a millionaire and I have no sexual desires, but I'm dedicated to supporting you emotionally no matter what."

Lead with any variation of hi, hello, howdy, etc., and then talk to them about something pertaining to the occasion. Listen and respond. You don't need some witty pickup line if you can muster a basic greeting and carry on a conversation.

My dick is made of chocolate

I won the lottery and I need help to spend it 😁

Just be yourself.

You don't need a witty comment. Just approach them with that cockatoo on your shoulder and make sure he's on his best behavior

"[b]FAT PENGUIN ![/b]"

🙄[b]What ?[/b]

[b]Hey i needed something to break the ice and make you smile ![/b]😜

Clearance sale on Gucci shoes and handbags at my house. 80% off!

I make a million dollars a year on salary and have a massive penis.

Say "ya like carrot?"

Manolo Blahnik demo models, $100 a pair.

Time has changed: just say "i'm a good cook"

I dropped my pen can you get it?

"I work full time and love doing housework when I get home."

my dick is colossal

U want sum fuk?

sybian?

Listen, I got a split new dungeon and I don't know what to do with it, this is where you enter the picture!