What is the worst pickup line you know of?

I was walking to the ladies restroom at a bar. A man followed me into the ladies restroom asking me "are you married" as he was dragged away by bouncers. I married that guy two years later! True story! 😂

Here.. Mind my toothbrush I'll need it in the morning! 😫

"I'm gonna kill myself if you don't accept me"

I remember many years ago, a guy I never met before walked up to me in a bar and said, "I'm Fred Flintstone, I can make your Bedrock." Terrible line, but it still worked.

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?

You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day!

So uh where did you get your wristbands?

does this smell like chloroform to you?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What time do your legs open?

Hey.

"hi"