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AlmostAnAngel · 100+, F
You can have T-rump.
He certainly is.
SW-User
Thanks for calling me god...but pathetic clown will suffice...
Straylight · 31-35, F
Gods are always bitching about something.
Groofydorkgerdo · 51-55, M
I am not displeased nor do I require a sacrifice.
lorne13 · 61-69, M
I can spare a head of lettuce
Serenitree · F
Bring him to me. I shall sacrifice a nice big roast and some veggies. I'll make a lovely dessert. Once your God has had a decent meal, prepared by a real cook, that displeasure will become pure contentment.
softspokenman · M
Is he pissed off at Jeff Sessions or Omarosa ?
pride49 · 31-35, M
I just shit out my lunch he can have that
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Wiseacre · F
Yep..global warming!