What annoys you the most about your partner?

He is not naked in my bed at the moment

She offers advice when I don’t ask for it

He watches sports all weekend. aka lazy.

She's taken to knowing it all but knowing nothing.
e.g. earlier she argued a house for sale wasn't opposite a (traveller) caravan site; it's about 30 metres away and we were discussing why the house wouldn't sell.

How he is always mopey

He is always sad for no reason and it makes me depressed

He always says my life is perfect 😒

He doesn't lift the toilet seat up when relieving himself.

He doesn't help out at all with any housework.

He doesn’t exist

Not having one.

Nitpicking