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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@DarlingSelah you were a fluffy teddy bear that was mysteriously connected to a string of homicides
NickiHijab · F
I’d be more impressed if you told me what I was in my current life. That’s more of a mystery
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@NickiHijab you were a unicorn that ate itself to death.
NickiHijab · F
@Captainjackass Are you calling me fat?
nonsensiclesnail · F
I hope this makes all my past life dreams a reality.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@nonsensiclesnail you were conjoined twins that sang opera
nonsensiclesnail · F
@Captainjackass Yes!!!
SW-User
Roman Churches
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@SW-User you were a platypus
SW-User
Could be! What would a platypus be in context to Romans?
AlmostAnAngel · 100+, F
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@AlmostAnAngel you were a pirates peg leg
AlmostAnAngel · 100+, F
@Captainjackass well that's out standing!😂
Astro · 56-60, M
Alright
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Astro you were a professional wrestler who went by the name hedgehog.
Astro · 56-60, M
Alright @Captainjackass damn I was badass
SW-User
I'll bite
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@SW-User you were an atlantian fooseball champion
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
DO IT
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@CountScrofula you were a german prostitute with one eye.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@Captainjackass Good ol' Magda!
StokedFox · 36-40, F
Tell me
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@StokedFox you were an alligator
StokedFox · 36-40, F
@Captainjackass that explains the mood swings
MellyMel22 · F
😳
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MellyMel22 · F
@Captainjackass 😹😹😹
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 you laugh but it happens a lot over there!
MellyMel22 · F
@Captainjackass 🙀😢😢😢
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Hmm
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
You were a electric eel that got eaten by a bigger eel
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
@Captainjackass *bzzzt*
SpaceCreature · 26-30, F
Do it.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@SpaceCreature you were a turtle that got sucked up into a pool
SpaceCreature · 26-30, F
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Please😁
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@JRVanguard you were a panda
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Captainjackass Ooh I like pandas
I always wanted to be mixed race
I always wanted to be mixed race
Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
Im in
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Moosepantspatty you were a bear
Straylight · 31-35, F
Hmm 🤔
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Straylight you were the london bridge
goliathtree · 56-60, M
uh huh.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@goliathtree you were the left ear of a giant sloth
Ok
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Dewms you were a cosmonaut monkey that was abducted by aliens
SW-User
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@SW-User you were a colorblind duck
summersong · F
🙋♀️
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@summersong you were a reptilian that lived in an underground base but also a vegan
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@KingLionHeart you were a jackrabbit that liked to hump peoples legs
JennyGa · 41-45, F
😁
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@JennyGa you were an ancient Egyptian basket weaver