Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out”?

Uh, just don't dude.

Leave them cows alone.

The guy seeing their baby drinking milk from thy mothers fine teet. Then seeing the cow breastfeeing their children. Then connecting the dots - heeey there's some pretty dandy milk to be made 'ere.

Eww I am sure he didn't say "whatever comes out"

The one that watched her calf do it. Have you ever seen a farm dude?

Ok but what about cheese?

Your dad

A very sick man