Americans, do you feel bad about killing all the UKs red squirrel population?

I am sorry. It's not the color red, but their particular shade of red. I mean you have to admit, the gray is a bit more subtle and unassuming. When can we expect the return of our nasty grey squirrels?

Some still exist in Scotland and parts of England - although, it is a rarity - and a joy - to witness them; not the fault of Americans exactly!

Not to worry, they are receiving payback in other ways. Yrs ago some of our African bees were taken to the Americas and now those bees are taking over because they are aggressive. I hear tell that they have even killed some Humans.

Apologize for natural selection?

Yes, the white squirrels only mate with the brown ones.

The red squirrels shouldn't be such wimps

Damn lobsterback squirrels

I really hate my species

Da fuck?