Is your credit good ???

I have excellent credit.

Last I checked I didn't have any.

My credit cards have no spending limit if that tells you my credit standing.. however to be honest, I think that's less my credit standing and more my husband's wealth....

If I apply for a credit card anywhere a Black Ops helicopter will land on the roof of the establishment and kill everybody in the parking lot

Yes it is

Probably. I have a decent income and no debt. Those secret algorithms make the whole scoring thing suspicious.

I have an excellent credit rating

Yep. Very