Steals your phone and reads your messages*

*clears throat* I don't know what you think you saw but I most definitely wasn't arranging a hit on someone... or anything like that.

Unlike most people, there’s nothing scandalous on my phone 🤷🏻‍♀️

That wouldn't work cuz my messages are locked

noooooooooooooo nononononono!!!!!

have fun. it’s like a bad soap opera in there

so what did the doctors say?

Be my guest...but you were warned

Nothing dirty or scandalous here.

*jumps out of a window*