If you could make a machine to make your life easier, what would it be?

Death ray

I camera to take pictures of the images I see in my head.

As an artist, that would save a loooot of time

A Feelinator 3000. As I sleep, it would take all of my sadness, and self defeating thoughts away, and replace them with good thoughts.

Like a beam me up Scotty machine

a ball squeezer to make my ejaculations more powerful

Whatever machine makes her happy!

A teleporting machine

Money machine