What can you say to enlighten me or teach me something new?

The telephone was actually invented by a man who was a lab partner with Alexander Bell. The man in question was too poor to patent his invention and Bell stole it a few years later and took all the credit.

German chocolate cake is named after a guy named Sam German, not the country.

I'm back and it's been really great...meow!

Death rattles really do exist.

I cannot think of anything, sorry.