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EugenieLaBorgia · F
It is a machine constructed from phosphor-bronze - intricate in design - which rotates rapidly with a centrifugal motion. Powered by a 2 h.p engine (Probably a 'Lister') 4 rivetted arms bearing tungsten-tipped cutting devices act as rapidly moving scissors. The subject - always a man - lies on a cast-iron table and is secured by leather restraints. The machine is then started and it snips off your testicles!!
WoodyAq · M
@EugenieLaBorgia I like to see the patent diagram on that ..
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
hmmmm , I think I'm scared of you :P @EugenieLaBorgia
EugenieLaBorgia · F
@JimboSaturn I just told them that garden shears would work just as well... they never listened, though...
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Yes I never understood that one. What's with the "salt shaker"?
Hmm I was thinking of anything that brings someone to orgasm mainly for a man ; he is giving up his ejaculate hence removing the love?
But of course I have a filthy mind :P
Hmm I was thinking of anything that brings someone to orgasm mainly for a man ; he is giving up his ejaculate hence removing the love?
But of course I have a filthy mind :P
WoodyAq · M
@JimboSaturn As plausible an explanation as any.
SW-User
@JimboSaturn That would be a soul shaker 😂 Ugh it does sound like he says salt shaker though.
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Ahahaah,ok soul shaker , that would make more sense! @SW-User
Barelygettingby · 56-60, F
Marriage?
WoodyAq · M
@Barelygettingby That indeed does the job ...
DarkestDespair · 46-50, M
@Barelygettingby Damn, beat me to it.
Barelygettingby · 56-60, F
@DarkestDespair Lol.
I'll send you a message in a bottle, with all the explications inside...
Miram · 31-35, F
The ice cream machine, of course.
DonaldTrumpet · 70-79, M
A HoEs PUZZY
Inquisator · M
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vneFS48Z4Ws]