is a hit to the balls a good way to say goodmorning? :P

If delivered carefully with a sledgehammer - yes!

Some may feel it is. Starting the day with some testicle pain may improve some guys’ behaving significantly.

It's a good way to be introduced to the 'Looking For Your Teeth' game...

it certainly is an attention grabber

If you are familiar with the sport of men, Rugby! This is how you say hello! Lol. The one who winces first is a girl! Lol

Definitely not, especially if it can't be returned.

PLEASE, just cup mine with both hands and gently massage them..

😖 It might be better to use an "⏰" alarm clock.

More of a good night kinda thing

Yes it makes you pay attention

a good way somebody up,

Over easy on the toes.

Yes

Yes!

No 😮