Would any of ya's like to know more about me?

1. My mom asked for me to be normal (it never happened)

2. Don't put toast crumbs in my butter (I can't stand that)

3. Your secrets are entirely safe with me. I only tell my close friends, not the whole world (so get over it)

5. Lurkers need to mind their own business (like seriously)

6. I forgot number 4, because obviously I didn't list it (I hate when I do that)

Btw .. I'm having a cell phone party on Saturday if interested. All adults welcomed