you know your earlobes and your nipples are the same distance appart #Science 😈

Idk why this made me touch my ear lobes

Until you're like 60 right :)

I would try to confirm that, but my neck would break if I tried to bend my head down that far.

*stares into the mirror with tape measure*

As the crow flies?

I know women where that is not true

And just as sensitive!

Thanks. I hear my nipples in stereo!!!!

holy shit