Are you a member of the flat earth society?

yeah, we have members all over the globe

Yeah I've seen the Youtubes. Sorry Mr Hawking, Mr Armstrong, Mr Musk, those Youtubeses are all the evidence I need!

If the earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off it by now.

nope...fell off the edge...and sailing upside down...

They won't fool me; the Earth is a cube.

Tupac's not dead

Maybe. Don't they conscript people secretly and kidnap them later?