Have you ever suffered a clothing malfunction ?

Yes my bikini top went up when I jumped into the pool. 😂

Just last week, my pants started walking around my office kicking stuff around.

yes a good few times, i snap a lot of bra straps and other things.

elastic failure

had my pants fall walking across a mall. pulled them up, tightened my belt and kept walking

Not exactly. I wouldn't use the term "suffered". I'd call it a "deliberate act"

Must never mention the swimming trunk elastic failure at the school swimming lesson.

Yes. I forgot to wear clothing.

I don't suffer from them. I delight in them.

Lost my suit when falling off water skis.