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Name 3 things you can do with a Banana ?

Gangstress · 41-45, F
Shove it up some twats exhaust
For warts
And to eat for better mental health
Thingschange4444 · 51-55, M
@Gangstress Okey dokey. Ask the nice B n Q man. You need to strip those damn door frames that's got 5 coats on so he should take u right to nitro. Failing that brake fluid bubbles the paint if left over night. Old jumper n jeans. Sleeve of a sweatshirt over ur head with 2 eye holes cut out. And burn or dump when jobs done. And in the words of Barry Scott... BANG!!! and the dirt is gone 😂😂😂😂
Gangstress · 41-45, F
@Thingschange4444 lmao. You've done this before 😂😂
Thingschange4444 · 51-55, M
@Gangstress Oh yeah lol. And worse. Years ago mind. Over lies but I was smart guy at head games. I had bikers after me over a load of lies in my 20s. I sit it and hid low as it was all bulls hit. Another time I had a professional boxer gunning for me. Again over sit stirring and lies. So when the wind had all died down I cleverly got back in with the intagators. Kept them as close as friends and months later the second I got wind of them battling or ageing with ANYONE else I'd spring into action. Chuck a grenade in the mix. (Not a literal grenade 😂😂) but that's when I'd act because then they'd blame each other for burnt.dented or damaged property. KARRRRRRMA my ole friend. C.nts that cause u crap in life. Just don't give me excuses to get u nicked. Just bide ur time. They.ll upset someone else or visa versa. Then strike 😁 And strike hard as u.ll be no part of that picture. But listen I'm almost 50 lol. I'm talking about my rebelious teens n 20s here lol
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Eat em from the front, left and right side!
plungesponge · 41-45, M
You can pick 'em, you can lick ' em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, And if you promise not to sue us, You can shove one up your nose.
Gumba1000 · M
Use it as a backup boomerang, hold up a bank, damage a car by sticking it in the exhaust.
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YouCanCallMeDan · 41-45, M
You can pick them from a tree, eat them, share them with friends.
slipping on Skin

Make a banofee pie
Insertion into strange places.😱😹
RainbowSprinkles · 26-30, F
Eat it , cook it or feed it to a monkey.
Catzgano · 31-35, F
Eat it. Slip on it. Feed to monkeys
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