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User41 · 36-40, M
*You get away with it*
*3 years later you pull up to a red light one night coming home from a party*
*A motorcycle pulls up next to you. Driver Glances into your car and at you.*
*He pulls out shotgun*
“USER41 sends his regards you fucking thief”
*Blows face matter and skull out of passenger side window.*
*Light turns green as driver pulls off calm and collected.*
*3 years later you pull up to a red light one night coming home from a party*
*A motorcycle pulls up next to you. Driver Glances into your car and at you.*
*He pulls out shotgun*
“USER41 sends his regards you fucking thief”
*Blows face matter and skull out of passenger side window.*
*Light turns green as driver pulls off calm and collected.*
SW-User
@User41 dude calm your tits man, is just pretzels bro Geezs, someone is getting dramatic on pretzels. Are you mad lad?
User41 · 36-40, M
I like pretzels... 😏
SW-User
@User41 alright..😏
OnixBre · 26-30, M
I'd fight you, but because of bad grammar! :P
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OnixBre · 26-30, M
@SW-User
I believe you wanted to say "They were mine anyway", but even this sentence contradicts your previous statement of "eats your pretzels".
I believe you wanted to say "They were mine anyway", but even this sentence contradicts your previous statement of "eats your pretzels".
OnixBre · 26-30, M
@SW-User
SW-User
@OnixBre don’t steal my gif bish
And you can shove your grammar upp in your S
And you can shove your grammar upp in your S
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SW-User
@RYzeroZee0 oh you silly cow.. you think pizza makes you loose weight?
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FurryFace · 61-69, M
you can have em i much prefer chips
stickman · 26-30, M
*dramatically falls to the floor*
SW-User
@stickman *steps over you eating pretzels*
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
What's a pizza Goddess doing eating pretzels?
SW-User
@FeetAreFantastic diversity bish
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
@SW-User oh right. Reminds me I have to ask a question about elbows.