You're robbing a bank when you find yourself surrounded by Police. You have 50 hostages and the negotiator want to know your demands.

Find 5 hostages and bribe them with money to follow my orders. Have the police send 5 swat team people without any weapons. Kill 4 and leave one to confuse dispatch with one of the hostages holding a gun to his head. Switch clothes and have 2 of them walk out the front while me and the weakest person goes out the back with bags of cash. Kill the guy and drive off....hypothetically I wouldn’t get anywhere but it would be a good story to write

Food and 10 million dollars. Feed everyone then slip into an underground tunnel that takes me 10 miles away to my private plane off to a foreign land to never be seen again. The End lol

If I answer this question, I won't get citezenship.

Free speech my ass.

Put my hands up and claim insanity before they could shoot. How did I get here?

"I want to be sent to white collar crime prison, and I have to have a laptop in my cell." 😁